• year is 2392
• child: mommy i can't sleep
• mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
• mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via themockingjayandbreadboy)

peachofcake:

Something I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to completely wrap my mind around is that the past wasn’t in black and white or in grainy and bland colors and it wasn’t painted on a canvas and it wasn’t just words printed in a text book. Like, history was real and vivid and just as alive as we are and that’s pretty amazing.

(via invisiblechickens)